Find a pardon at the windows of the art. "Forgiveness of the great masters

“The essence of the historical picture is insight. Just the very spirit of the hour of dormancy - the details can be like a pardon to work, ”finishing Vasil Ivanovich Surikov to the critics of his masterpiece“ Boyar Morozova ”, as if they called painting, what to hack about: there is not enough time for the coachman, the boyar’s hand is too long and unnaturally twisted … And how many more such pardons were given by great mits? "Mysteries of the 20th century" will show you to marvel at the best canvases and look at the work of great artists in a new way.

I don't recognize you in makeup!

Let's learn from one of the largest masters of the penzle - Leonardo da Vinci.

Having mimoly pardoned the wines at the process of creating the famous “Last Supper”: if you admire her more respectfully, you can remember that Christ and Judas are on the same guise. On the right, in the fact that the sitter for the role of Jesus da Vinci knew Shvidko - he became the singer of the church choir, and the axis of Yuda's jokes dragged on for three years. Vreshti-resht Leonardo stumbled upon a wild piyatik, who was wallowing in a bugnyutsі іtalіyskoї ulitsa. The artist took the tramp to the nearest tavern and began to work on the sketches of Judy's identity. If the little ones were finished, it was clear that before da Vinci ... the very same speaker, who called to you a spiel of fate.

Another pardon (how can you call it that) was allowed by da Vinci at the painting “Blagovishchennya”, when the archangel Gavrilo took off the artist’s eyes with such small wings that it is unlikely that a snake would descend on them without injury to the wicked earth.

Leonardo was right to say that the wings of the archangel are anatomically correct, written off from birds, the proteo neudomy author later added solidity to the wings of the archangel of width. True, as a result, the composition of the picture collapsed, and the wings began to look bulky and deschko grotesque.

Leva! Leva!

Napіvanekdotichna іstorіya with a monument to Lenin, the leader of the secular proletariat wears two caps - one on his head, the other in his hands - appears, this is a historical prototype.

Harmensz van Rijn Rembrandt at his painting “Forward of the Strile Company of Captain Frans Banning Kok and Lieutenant Willem van Reytenbürg” (in the house “Night Warta”) depicting the patrol commander Kok with two right mittens: one on his hands, and one єyu on rutsi, .

And when the painter of the Baroque era, Peter Paul Rubens, started painting the painting "Union of Earth and Water", I felt that Venus was poured with two right hands - the lion, which lies on the hand of Neptune, is not similar to the lion.

The last artist of the Baroque era, the Italian Caravaggio, at the painting “Supper at Emmaus” also surprised and depicted a cat, stuffed with fruits and the laws of physics – standing on the edge of the table, not overturning. Is it possible for Jesus himself to sit at the table?

To continue the theme of inversions, it is impossible not to guess about the blunder in the picture of Illi Repin "Barge Haulers on the Volz": there the artil pulls the barge, on which ensign I want to turn it over with my feet.

Vincent van Gogh's guise appeared upside down in his famous "Self-portraits with a piercing breath." There, an eccentric artist of images, bandaged with a bandage, but really guilty of harming his own life - just like in the picture, the right is injured!

Ridni birches

If there are a lot of inaccuracies in the paintings of domestic artists, then, for sure, here we are in front of the whole planet.

So, if the same Illya Rpin at the process of painting the painting “Zaporozhtsy write a sheet to the Turkish Sultan”, having shown that the entourage and clothes of the characters do not seem to reflect reality, they threw the first option and began to write a picture again.

However, today it will be even more important for non-fakhivists to determine which of the options we can use on the Internet is right or wrong.

In the painting by Viktor Vasnetsov "The Bogatyrs", a pardon was granted. As if spying on historical data and accepting Illi Muromets for a moment, we see that at that time Dobrinya Mikitovich could already be a gray-bearded German old man, and Alosha Popovich - a little lad, just like on the canvas the stink is depicted by his peers. And Alyosha, who is right-handed (who is supported by a sword, who hangs angry), why did he raise his left hand and sagaidak, having greatly made it difficult for himself to wiggle, he shot him in battle.

We also consider Emperor Mykola I as a critic of painting, to whom the Bavarian battle painter Peter von Hess undertook to paint 12 great paintings that depict the battlefields. Vytchiznyanoi war 1812 rock. So, looking at the first painting “Vyazma”, the sovereign punished “write ... Kil (court painter) that ... the emperor was overly pleased with the picture of Hesse ... ale ... the coats of the officers are fastened in the picture with a levoruch, all the officers zastibayut right-handed, and the number of gudzikiv on qi x sides buti less than 6 each. Junker belts do not have dressings for wearing. Vipushki white z-pіd cribs do not work. Vtіm, the robot von Hess did not have a chance to finish it - the sovereign's pardon was rewritten by professors and scientists of the battle class of the Academy of Mystics.

Distalos painting and the advancing emperor, Oleksandr II, who, having looked at the black canvas, punished, “so in the picture, which depicted the battle at Klyastitsy, among the soldiers of the Life Guards of the Pavlovsky regiment, which is on the first plan, Professor Villevalde, having rewritten the form of uniforms, I ka_snuvala that hour". Fortunately for von Hess, neither Mikola I, nor Alexander II did not see in the "Battle of Vyazma" in the hands of Russian soldiers the towels from the future, even though they were not on the front, and the monogram of the eight-kirassier emperors ki great regiments in the Battle of Borodino.

“From the greatest cіkavіstu we looked at ...“ Crossing the French troops across the Berezina in 1812,” wrote the Russian writer F.V. Bulgarin at the newspaper "Pivnichna bdzhola". - In our picture, in our opinion, it is half beautiful. Laugh at us all the great artists and famous people, but let’s say that the first river, that rushed to us at the vіchі, the price of the non-Russian bast mat on the Russian cart. Don’t say anything, but this little girl copes with the damage. Mat of grass, light-yellow, in which we bring kava from America, and is so big that it covers the whole cart. Don't smell like Russ! Now, sleepily, the stars showed up a new opening of the valіzka on that same cart? Were they fed, as if they had survived, in one of the carriages, parasols and reeds in shkiryanyh cases, tied to the rear of the carriage? And where is the galloping of this kalmik in the close natovpі khotintsiv? Andzhe vin to pass them on ... "Visnovok from the most written, meanwhile, Bulgarin to rob inconsistencies:" The color, like in all the paintings of Pan Hesse, is bright, but the picture in the sun lies down to miraculous works of art.

I am right, Thaddeus Venediktovich is right!..

In no one of the Earth is there immunity to cretinism, which is as simple as mortals, and as a genius. So let's indulge our vanity and marvel at how pardons robbed metri figurative art at their robots.
7. Yak, hіba You don't drink anything?

Rose of San Damino, original
The Great Romance of San Damiano was prepared by the hand of an unknown maestro 4 centuries before the podiums that are roared in Assassin's Creed 2 (XI century). Vіdomy, persh for everything, tim, that St. Francis of Asia prayed before him not long before, as if he had taken away the gift of the sight of God from the reformation of the Roman Catholic Church.
Let's marvel at the variety of ancient masters.

Rozp'yattya San Damino by the robot of the invisible maister
The rose of San Damino has set the standard for all religious Christian icons, as it has been overwhelmed by the inevitable stretch of hundreds of years. It lasted until quiet feast, until this reproduction embellished one of the walls of the church in Warr Acres, Oklahoma, for the largest number of believing people with three hundred in their souls and hearts, they pumped the divine pres at the sight ... it’s better to marvel at the original the robot of the artist is not a nevmіha, but simply a besket brazier, who tries to bring into the image of the idol of millions of people a touch of unrequited eroticism. Or maybe the bіdolaha just vvazhav, scho right press maє the same falіchnu shape!?
Zreshtoy, the unfortunate artist was called out to the point where they were embarrassed to reshape their vitvir.

6. Norman Rockwell hitting a man with his third leg

People, yakі absolutely nothing razumіyut at mistetstvі, most otmіchayut at the picture of Norman Rockwell (Norman Rockwell) scho, scho hovaєtsya vіd eyes ekspertіv that lyubivіv painting.
Norman Rockwell Drukari worksite that three thousand 4,000 paintings have been released in their lifetime, most of which demonstrate the life of average Americans, as they are engaged in absolutely remarkable and nothing inconspicuous rights.
However, regardless of simplicity, yoga robots knew and continue to know their shanuvalnikov, as if Rockwell was the greatest artist of the 19th century.
Yogo pictures, written for the spread of The Saturday Evening Post, are the most beautiful butt of the creativity of the people, as they glorified the culture of the entire American society. Leather two tyzhnі vіn painting new linings for the newspaper, like they were filled with the American spirit and paraded the world of the American world in all its beauty.
This artist, not only embellishing the realism, but magnifying the USA to a height unattainable for other lands, by the same token promotes the idea of the “American Dream”.
Yogo classic tvir under the name "People, like to read the link stock exchange”(People Reading Stock Exchange), in which the image of a chotiri individual, respectfully displaying stock quotes, embellished the first side of the newspaper. However, the master, having changed his mind, indulging in one pardon, spitting a yak, the European resident instantly conceived the artist with only one single rank: America is inhabited by mutants!

What is wrong here?

A young man in a red shirt, calling for everything, spirals on his third leg! As you can bachiti, two legs are joined at once and straightened, at that hour, like a third, which is attached with an apron, is bent at the knees, allowing you to crouch on it with your hand.
Rockwell saw that he painted his disrespect not only after a few months and shocks. Describing the biographies of a prominent person, a writer named after Richard Halpern wrote that Norman Rockwell reluctantly spoke about the painting “People who read the stock exchange” and called the third leg not otherwise like a fake him an object.
There is such hostility that all the famous artists of the past were smitten on human reproductive organs!? Wouldn't the whole article be dedicated to the joke of fake images in old paintings?

5. Michelangelo's beloved wife... who are people after all?

So, according to the author's idea, tse spravzhnіsіnka zhіnka!
However, be it a modern person who had a chance to get to know the work of Michelangelo more closely, to grow his own whiskers, that the artist would not be able to pump bodybuilders, which in the 16th century did not yet exist in nature, but I would be addicted to an athlete a collection of transvestites.
Michelangelo is the most famous genius in the history of all humankind, but in passing, a question arises: thinking about wine, if you paint a woman, you look exactly like Arnold Schwarzenegger at his best rock?

In principle, everything would not be so nasty, as if one fine day, the idea did not come to the artist’s head to start painting these busty hercules naked.

Solution!
Most historians have reconsidered that Michelangelo was a homosexual. In order to dispel all suspicions of their orientation, dilute the images of naked people in their robots with animal bodies, models for which served as important athletes who were called for by the artist.

To that very fact, most of the representatives of a weak state, who have seen the z-pіd of the yogo pen, look not weak at all. To speak against the melancholy fact, and the forms of women's breasts, as if they look ungracious and unnatural.

Just marvel at the beautiful 'female' breasts, which could be called silicone ones, plastic surgeons practiced in the 16th century:

The 'woman's breasts' on the fresco “The Last Judgment” look even more suffocating, instead glued, as if they adorn the wall of the Sistine Chapel with themselves:

In the same place, you can bachiti and two macho pumps - Adam and Eve ... Adam bachimo ... hit two, but where is the first woman? Wanting to have a milieu on the left, maybe a woman’s appearance, it’s possible, tse i є Єva, like Michelangelo’s vipadkovo forgetting to draw on his chest, like a penis in a different one, like a wine, having deceived Adam.

Adam and Eve!?

4. Moses didn’t have horns… why did they have horns?

No, it was not the devil who baked the horns of the sharpening, but Moses, as a sign of the images of the Ten Commandments - the attributions of the 10 basic laws, as if to respect the believers, they were given to the Jewish prophet by the Lord God himself.

Іsnuє impersonal paintings, sculptures and others artistic creations what to represent biblical hero in satanic disguise.

What kind of encore on the head of Moses do I see the devil's horns?

As God and I know the truth, then I certainly can’t have any reference to the Bible, which has come down to our days. It’s worth talking about the fact that throughout its entire history, sacred writings have been rewritten impersonally times, overgrown with new doctrines and rules, like clergymen have imposed on faithful people the whole foundation of Christianity.
Yet another bandage on the path of the Word of God began to move; so one proposition in biblical Hebrew may have a different meaning, for example, Russian. The reason for this mischief was the presence of the first words, which simply do not have synonyms in other cultures. I take my spoon in my mind sacred writing bring in the mentality of the noses of different languages, so that they can understand that very phrase in a different way.
This is why Moses added his demonic ribs to the hands of Saint Jerome’s father, trying to finish the ungrabable translation of the Bible from Hebrew into Latin. Before the speech, this translation has taken the name of the Vulgate (lat. vulgarly accessible) and has become extremely popular.
Innocent pardon of the author, like a virishiv, that those who believe more fall to the relish of the horns, like a fucking devil, lower snotty horn-like change, which hangs the guise of a prophet, hovered in the right creative tsunami, which virues in the minds of people - mystetstva stretching mayzhe 100 years.
The most important origin of this cataclysm was the Marmur statue "Moses" of the robot of our old acquaintance - Michelangelo, which occupies the central part of the sculptural tomb of Pope Julius II at the Roman Basilica of San P'etro-in-Vincoli:

Under an hour of work on the sculpture of Michelangelo, knowing about the pardon in the translation, but not to enter into conflict with the clergy, all the same, having covered the horns.
In this rank, our good old Mike became the first of a galaxy of talented artists, who, for the help of his creativity, recognized in the hearts of the faithful Oman about the right likeness of the Jewish prophet.

3. William Penn vitally waving the people of Philadelphia with his ... penis

If you don’t know, then William Penn is one of the fathers-founders of the American state, who, having fallen asleep a colony-"a backyard" for free-thinking Europeans, having named Pennsylvania in his honor.

The giant bronze spike of the founder of Pennsylvania was sporudzheno in 1894 on the very top of the Philadelphia City Hall.

The height of the bronze bow, which laughs at the whole gourd over the richly suffering inhabitants of the city, becomes 11.28 meters high, which puts this monumental vitvir of human hands in the first place in the list of the most important statues installed on the tops of the statues.
What is the role of a sleepy father-dean and a human state organ?
As the price of the United States rises, do not hesitate to look in a beautiful place called Philadelphia and ask immodestly, but so tormenting your soul, nourishment, one of the inhabitants of the city ... rather, choose a lad or a group of lads is healthier - stink is definitely the culprit ty.
Your spy, flooding the farboy with som and zbentezhennya, invariably sent you where they gave you, but in front of them we seemed to put our middle finger uphill at the straight majestic statue of William Penn, who vitally waved you to his ... You won’t believe it, giant with this bronze pen.

However, come closer to the statue, You will understand that your side of the eye has played an evil heat on you - no, the father of the headmaster is rightly waving you, but not with his human spirit, but with his right hand.

The sculptor of this monument was Alexander Milne Calder, who was the best for everything, thinking that the inhabitants of the city would marvel at his creation from the bottom uphill, standing under the vezhey.
However, the best view of this statue is shown to pedestrians who walk along Pen Square 1 (1 Penn Square), as if they were allowed to let their eyes in, after helping to wash the old father.

Marvel at how William Penn's hand, twisted at the vital gesture forward, looks out from the side of JFK Plaza:

We are left with only guessing, what was the hand-penis with the author’s idea of what degradation is to blame daily suspense, which induces a stress on the state of the organs in all objects, which can make false forms.
On my side, for the first time, I swear I swear that I have delivered a penis, about which you have read in this article!

2. Comedy ruchenyata or the secret passions of Rembrandt

It’s really crap, it smells like homophobia, but some historians are reconsidered in the fact that Rembrandt was homosexual and suggest that he painted the painting “Night Watch” (De Nachtwacht) in 1642, like, nibito, a brilliant artist of the hand of God є order the musketeers of Captain Frans Banninck Cocq, who stretch to the inguinal region of Lieutenant Willem van Ruytenburch.

Regardless of all its absurdity, this stupid theory has amassed a lot of chimala and took away a distant development.

Lovers of historical mysteries and images slandered at the thought that the warrior Rembrandt, who disliked, wanted to make his replacements in such a rite, in the form of writing like wines, with all his bazhann, he could not think.

Olya near the fire is poignant and the maiden, who stands in the background, on the belt like a dead tree hangs, gently pulling on the non-traditional orientation of the musketeers.
Krіm tsgogo, vismіyuyuchi narrow-minded mind of Captain Kok, Rembrandt depicting yogo with a reasonable look, sho trimming a mitten in the right hand and one more right mitten.
The X-ray picture of the picture itself showed that the greatest change in the hour of writing the canvas was recognized by the inguinal region of Reitenburg.

1. Memorial of the Crazy Horse from Korczak Zyulkowski

Sculpture of Korczak Ziolkowski depicts a famous episode in the history of American Indians, if you have received blood from a warrior of the Oglala Lakota tribe on behalf of Shaleny Kin (Crazy Horse): “I de now t in your land? saying at a distance and vіdpovіv to the conqueror: “My lands are there, where is my grave”.
In different cultures of tin, different meanings can be found with their hands, for example, those that in Russia mean good-natured war, African tribes can be regarded as a viklik for a deadly battle.
Korczak Zyulkowski, in this manner, depicting the Crazy Horse with a twisted hand and pointing forward with a pointed finger, which in Indians is rude, more aggressive, hatred and pikluvannya with a gesture, the most analogous th finger of the hand that is accompanied by the beloved FUCK YOU ".
In this manner, with this gesture, we hope to understand the phrase of the Crazy Horse, as all the native inhabitants of America quote not otherwise: "My land is there, where your graves are."

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Artists are more and more divaks, flawlessly, talented and loving hour after hour howling on their canvases for us, spying, richly weeping paskachoks.

website to share with you the same, but little-remembered details in the paintings of the famous artists, like zviuyut, rozmіshat and hesitate to look over your glance at the art.

1. Attachment of Van Gogh's canvases

To finish the long hour between eminent mysticists sharpened superchicks from the drive of the authorship of the painting “Still life with meadow flowers and trojans”, as in 1974 the fate was taken from the funds of the Dutch Kreller-Müller Museum.

Less than contagious modern technologies fakhivtsy far away to name the author of the picture, Van Gogh appeared to him. Under an hour of expertise, it turned out that another Van Gogh robot was attached to the still life, as if depicting two naked wrestlers. Vcheni know about those that the artist often paints fighters, zafarbouchi їх after.

2. Hieronymus Bosch "Garden of earthly malt"

In his triptych under the name "Garden of earthly malt" Bosch has attached a rich variety of symbols for us. The picture is mentally reminiscent of Paradise, Hell and the Earth's idyll, a leather chair to avenge faceless Easter eggs. Ale of special popularity, nabuv man from the side of Hell, on the sides of such an image is a note. The notes were “voiced” and called “Melody from hell”.

3. Gola Mona Lisa

It is impossible not to remember the similarity between the famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci and the small handwriting under the name “Monna Vanna”, which depicts a naked girl. Previously, it was important that I paint a picture of a small-scale artist Sala - da Vinci's teachings. However, the contributors to the Louvre after the low expertise questioned this theory, proving that the canvas should still be in the hands of the eminent artist.

4. Pomsta Michelangelo

The master of ceremonies of the Pope of Rome for an hour looked around the completed “Last Judgment” for an hour, imagining the work of Michelangelo, pointing at the naked body and saying that such a place is only in taverns and huge spas.

For the sake of Michelangelo's battles, on the stele of the Sistine Chapel, he depicted a man at the sight of God baked with donkey's ears, which means stupidity, and a snake that bites in the groin.

5. Marc Chagall "Above the Mist"

At his painting “Above the Mist”, Marc Chagall depicted a couple that spread over the village - himself and his kohana Bella Rosenfeld, raising their feelings above the greatest human needs. Having adopted the romantic spirits, the artist, meanwhile, did not forget to bring to his work a touch of prosaic prosaicity in the form of wastelands, at least commemorating the day and the day. So, in opposition, we will suffocate on the canvas, a man will appear, who needs to be done.

6. Jacques-Louis David "Oath of the Horatii"

The heroes of the picture of David swear allegiance to the fatherland, throwing off their hands at the gesture, like a fascist wind, called by the people “ridge”.

To this, the scholars boldly admit that Jacques Louis David respects the first curved gesture, which shy brother Horatia in this famous painting. Less than fortunately, the French artist made his gesture in Mussolin's posture.

7. Norman Rockwell "People read the stock market"

Norman Rockwell was a motor workaholic and painted close to 4,000 paintings about the life of average Americans in his life.

However, when creating the painting "People read the exchange zvedennya", having spent the pilnist and hitting the person with a third leg. Surprised, you can dance that your legs are straight on the canvas, but if you lean forward, your hand sticks to it, you go out third. The artist himself commemorated a pardon less for a few months and shocking his disrespect.

8. Portrait of Bill Clinton

20 years after the writing of the portrait of Bill Clinton, the author Nelson Shanks recognized that the smoke over the fireplace symbolizes the coming of the sex scandal between the 24th President of America and the Spivrobitnitsa of the White House Monika Levinsky. Under an hour of work on the picture, the artist took a mannequin, took it from the blue cloth, and cast a shadow on the fireplace, as well as on Clinton's reputation.

“The essence of the historical picture is guesswork. Just the very spirit of the hour of dormancy - the details can be like a pardon to work, ”finishing Vasil Ivanovich Surikov to the critics of his masterpiece“ Boyar Morozova ”, as if they called the painting, what to hack about: there is not enough time for the coachman, the boyar’s hand is too long and unnaturally twisted … And how many more such pardons were given by great mits? "Mystery of the 20th century" to show admiration for the best canvases and look at the work of great artists in a new way...

I don't recognize you in makeup!

Let's learn from one of the largest masters of the penzle - Leonardo da Vinci. Having mimoly pardoned the wines at the process of creating the famous “Last Supper”: if you admire her more respectfully, you can remember that Christ that Yuda is in one guise.

Leonardo da Vinci, The Last Supper

On the right, that the sitter for the role of Jesus da Vinci knew Shvidko - he became the singer of the church choir, and the axis of Yuda's jokes dragged on for three years. Vreshti-resht Leonardo stumbled upon a wild piyatik, who was wallowing in a bugnyutsі іtalіyskoї ulitsa.

The artist took the tramp to the nearest tavern and began to work on the sketches of Judy's identity. If the little ones were finished, it was clear that before da Vinci ... the very same speaker, who called to you a spiel of fate.

Leonardo da Vinci, "Blessing"

Leva! Leva!

Napіvanekdotichna іstorіya with the monument to Lenin, the leader of the secular proletariat wears two caps - one on the head, the other in the hands - appears, this is the historical prototype.

Fragment of Rembrandt's painting "Night Varta".

Peter Paul Rubens, "Union of Earth and Water".

The last artist of the Baroque era, the Italian Caravaggio, at the painting “Supper in Emmaus” also surprised and depicted a cat, stuffed with fruits and zaperchuyuchi laws of physics - standing on the edge of the table, wine does not turn over. Is it possible for Jesus himself to sit at the table?

Caravaggio, Supper at Emmaus

Ridni birches

If there are a lot of inaccuracies in the paintings of domestic artists, then, for sure, here we are in front of the whole planet. So, if the same Illya Rpin at the process of painting the painting “Zaporozhtsy write a sheet to the Turkish Sultan”, having shown that the entourage and clothes of the characters do not seem to reflect reality, they threw the first option and began to write a picture again.

Іllya Rєpin "Zaporozhtsy write sheets to the Turkish sultan".

However, today it will be important for non-fakhivists to determine which of the options we can use on the Internet is right or wrong.

In the painting by Viktor Vasnetsov "The Bogatyrs", a pardon was granted. As if spying on historical data and accepting Illy Muromets for a moment, we see that at that time Dobrinya Mikitovich can already be a gray-bearded German old man, and Alyosha Popovich is a little lad, just like on the canvas the stink is depicted by his peers. And Alyosha, who is right-handed (who is supported by a sword, who hangs angry), why did he raise his left hand and sagaidak, having greatly made it difficult for himself to wiggle, he shot him in battle.

The Emperor Mykola I, the Bavarian battle painter Peter von Hess, undertook to paint 12 great paintings that depict the main battles of the Great War of 1812, as a critic of painting.

So, looking at the first picture “Battle under Vyazma”, the sovereign punished “write Kilya (court painter) that ... the emperor is overly pleased with the picture of Hesse ... ale ... the coats of the officers are fastened in the picture with the left hand, all the officers should be right-handed and the number of gudzik iv on these sides buti less than 6.

On the overcoat of a non-commissioned officer, the galloon is not guilty of booty. Junker belts do not have dressings for wearing. Vipushki white z-pіd cribs do not work. Vtіm, the robot von Hess did not have a chance to dorobljat - the sovereign's pardon was rewritten by professors and scientists of the battle class of the Academy of Mystics.

Peter von Hess, "The Battle of Vyazma"

Fortunately for von Hess, neither Mikola I, nor Alexander II saw in the “Battle of Vyazma” in the hands of Russian soldiers the towels of the future, even on the front, were not yet used, and the monogram of the eight-kirassier zirka in the life-cuirassier imperial centuries lich regiments in " Battle of Borodino".

Peter von Hess. Crossing the Berezina

Mat of grass, light-yellow, in which we bring kava from America, and is so big that it covers the whole cart. Don't smell like Russ! Now, sleepily, the stars showed up a new opening of the valіzka on that same cart? Were they fed, as if they had survived, in one of the carriages, parasols and reeds in shkiryanyh cases, tied to the rear of the carriage? And where is the galloping of this kalmik in the close natovpі khotintsiv? Adzhe vin to pass їх ... "

Visnovok from the most written, vtim, Bulgarin to rob inconsistencies: "The color, like in all the paintings of Pan Hesse, is bright, but the picture in the dark lies down to the miraculous works of art."

I am right, Thaddeus Venediktovich is right!..

Yuri Danilov

Tsey vhіd buv originally put on

Sometimes we see in the pictures those that cannot be true, even though the image was given as plausible. Tse vіdbuvaєtsya, if the artists pripuskayutsya pardons, pov'yazanih za broken laws of geometry. In some ways, incomprehensibility falls into the vіchі, in others, it’s not memorable, but they call out to us something that is unimaginable and inspires the marvelous. Similar inaccuracies become like vipadkovymi, so with assumptions navmisno - with a method to turn respect and strike the eye of a beholder.

Leonardo Da Vinci. Adoration of the Magi. Sketch. 1481 rec.

Maurits Escher. Gazebo. Lithography. 1958 rec.

Leonardo Da Vinci. Annunciation. Close 1472-1475 years.

Jos de Mey. Still life at the window. 1997 rec.

Van Dyck. Portrait of a noble Genoese lady Ta її Sina. 1626 rec.

Giovanni Bellini. Supper at Emmaus. 1490s.

Giorgio de Chirico. Prophet. 1915 rec.

Rene Magritte. Portrait of Edward James. 1937 rec.

Salvador Dali. Swans, seen by elephants. 1937 rec.

Dirk Bouts. Christ at Simon's house. 1440 rec.

Leonardo's riddle

Before you is a sketch of the painting "Adoration of the Magi" by Leonardo da Vinci (1452-1519). As a way to recognize fakhіvtsі z painting, the famous Italian artist of the era of Revival miraculously Volodya evoked linear perspectives. In fact, the little ones in the background are vibrated with mathematical accuracy - the look of the forge along straight lines, as if straight to the central point at once, and fixed at the new one. Ale to admire the columns at the left edge of the little one. Do you remember anything wonderful? Columns of images with ruined perspectives, as if the little Leonardo was so groaning. The column, which spires to the gathering, is depicted in two planes: the front one (under the base) and the back one (on the equal capital). That other column is clearly not at home.

The right reason for the pardon, allowed by the artist, will remain a mystery to us. At that hour, the master was already formed, Leonardo is unlikely to have allowed the scammers from ignorance, moreover, in the presence of a “revealing maneuver” - the gaze of the peeping glance is miraculously fixed in the center of the picture.

The second one on the right is the robot of the early-artist, a high school student. Take a look at The Annunciation, an early view of Leonardo da Vinci's paintings. A sprat of pardons was allowed on it. The most obvious - the hand of the Divine Mary cannot reach the book that lies on the analogy: you should stand closer to the gazer, lower to the Divine itself. As a legacy - її the right hand did dove for the lion, the proportions of the figure are destroyed.

Unreal objects

An impossibly figure, but a geometrically superbly clear image, similar to the columns on the sketch of Leonardo, the construction on the famous lithograph "Belvedere" by the Dutch graphic artist Maurits Escher (1898-1972). Behind this painting, written Mayzhe after 500 years after the "Adoration of the Magi", one can judge about the directing of imp-art (in English impossible - impossibly and art - mysticism) in the so-called optical art - op-art, as I imagine the author. Variations on this theme are played out in the works of other contemporary artists, as if they create paradoxical objects, as if they are real, they cannot be true. Depicting different objects, the author navmishuyut violate the laws of geometry and by the same token of mismatched visual effects - create razor-sharp optical illusions. There is only one buttstock - "Still Life at the Vine" by the Belgian artist and designer Jos de Mey (1928-2007). In the picture, the upper and lower halves of the windows are framed, as if to look at them perfectly, look like normal, but at the same time they make up the impossibly object. On the right, in the fact that the stench is shown from different points, from different perspectives, it is not necessary to cause one part of the other part to be wrong.

Breaking proportion

And the axis of the "Portrait of a noble Genoese lady that її son" penzle of the famous Flemish portrait painter Anthony van Dyck (1599-1641). Heroes of the picture celebrate the same variety of defeats. Through a strong disproportion, the woman looks unrealistic. She has a majestic size for a human being, a disproportionately small head, and, judging by the position of her hands, and no, there are problems with her stature. It turns out that the portrait of a woman was chosen in parts, and the stench is rotten one to one. At the post of the lad there is nothing like it, it is accepted as a whole naturally.

Wait, why are you falling?

The most pardons among the works of painting are the destruction of perspectives and proportions. Ale eye pomіchaє іnshі inaccuracies. For example, in the painting "Supper at Emmaus", written by the Italian Giovanni Bellini (circa 1430-1516), the meal scene looks even more realistic. Relatively decorated poses, denouncing that gang of people, interior details, and dishes. And the axis of the bottom of the table is obviously not on the spot. Through їхні інці, like the upper one - from the side of the style, so the lower one - which rests on the underlay, you can think of drawing straight lines, as if there will be one parallel one. Tse means that all the bottoms are stitched in the same plane. Such a style is very unstable, if you fall at the first try, put yoga on a pidlog. It would be necessary to raise a bet low (to finish one, and more often to offend - from the mirroring of the symmetry of the structure) in the open space, say 90o, so that the stench rose in the parallel planes.

It’s clear that this pardon is also seen on the canvases of other painters, for example, in the painting “The Prophet” by Giorgio de Chiriko (1888-1978), one of the pioneers of the surrealists. I want to lay everything here in the light of our domesticity. If you know that the easel falls, then the artist did not have mercy, but if you see that the easel stands firmly on the floor, then this is the author’s own guess, like all the images.

harrowed image

The butt of a "pardon" of a different kind, which testifies to the original author's idea, is the famous mystery painting "Portrait of Edward James" by the Belgian surrealist artist Rene Magritte (1898-1967). The canvas has the second name - "The creation is fenced." The hero of the picture - an English collector and philanthropist in his own time, friend and patron of Magritte - marvel at himself in the mirror, ale, in spite of the law of vіdobrazhennya (the symmetry of a flat surface), the lieutenant of the guise of raising his own capital. From a glance of geometry, it’s impossible, then, such a “re-creation” is rightly fenced. True, it costs less than the hero of the portrait: the fireplace police, and the book that lies on it, appear correctly in the mirror. The pardon was granted by Magrit, obviously, navmisno. Tse in yoga style - to speak at your robots, as if you really don’t get together, depict characters from the back, twist or replace them with different objects.

Two in one

Tsіkava dlya vyvchennya i painting-twisted by Salvador Dali (1904-1989) "Swans in Elephants", in which we also stick to the broken laws of symmetry. From one side, swans on the water - independent part pictures, and, moreover, the stench grew over the trees. The most amazing thing that is seen by the water is not swans, but the figures of elephants that stand on the ground. Let's turn the picture “uphill with our feet” and let the swans sway, yak, having climbed “on the back of the beak”, again transform into elephants. From a glance of geometry, such a mutually reversible transformation of objects is explained by the manifestation of the law of mirror symmetry. Ale to admire the group of swans. Three birds float by the water correctly, and the fourth, nibi, tumbled on its side, dumb. Why not to the one who, according to the author’s idea, this swan wanders into another mirror-like area and is tucked under the hood to the first? In fact, it would be impossible, obviously, but in the eyes of a surrealist artist as a whole.

Nasamkinets is another picture-mystery. Before you is the canvas “Christ at Simon's House” by the Dutch painter Dirk Bouts (circa 1410–1475). Vaughn is written on a biblical plot - the anointing of Christ by a woman for an hour when he saw him at Simon's house. On the canvas there is a sprig of commemorative pardons and inconsistencies. Try to find the damage in the images of figures and objects in order to make the picture look more like a collage. There is also a detail on it, a look at the geometry. Yaka same?